I worked on a movie with Bridget Moynahan and she is legit the sweetest, most humble actress I’ve ever met.

“...involving sportscaster Chris Berman, a contracted makeup artist carrying on an affair with Cris Carter”

His Mom’s name is Stanley???

Self-obsessed parents and social media? I’m calling it early: these guys are in that Christian fundamentalist stunt-birthing cult.

I pay about $39/day for 10 hours of care in a large non-profit facility.

I have to go with my girl, Tilda Swinton. I dunno what it is about her but I’ve loved her since Orlando.

“D.J. is so physically impaired that he wears diapers, can’t dress himself, and is confined to a wheelchair. New York state clinicians believe that D.J. has the mental capacity of a toddler.”

Not always.

Snowflakes are Christian iconography because the poor oppressed Christians have always been special snowflakes, Jeebus said so.

Hurry - before President Trump builds a wall.

I voted NDP too (since they were a lock in my riding anyway I didn’t need to be strategic), but damn I’m pleased with how this government is turning out.

I had a friend like that for years. I had to cut her loose after she insisted I write my rape story for her to publish. She thought it was my duty to womankind but I was in no place to revisit all the badness. Plus, she was insufferable.

Yep, this is why I could never be a nurse: stinky fluids.

I think most of us who have had a baby know it well. Day 1 of WeeOCD’s life we witnessed The Meconium Fountain. It looked like tarry version of those chocolate fountains you see at weddings but it was shit.

Now I had to look it up too. Found this:

Laudanum, I’ll bet.

#NotAllNDPSupporters

I am honoured to give you your 200th star. So much Yes.

Ugh, spumoni is so Old Man Ice Cream.

The second word I had to look up in this thread... I guess I am not woke about the pendleton.