I dont think its true that there is a wage gap between child and childless workers. If you have a study to back that up I'll gladly eat some humble pie, but I believe the opposite is true. Single people have more upward mobility because things like overtime and afterwork hobnobbing with bosses is easier when you…

Some companies actually do allow time off for volunteer work. Heck, even the local government I worked for allowed you to take time off for volunteering. Maybe you should find a new employer that better aligns with your values?

Amy Collier’s bio curiously omits the most important fact about Fabio - that he was once smacked in the face by a large bird while riding a roller coaster, leaving him with a bloodied nose and bruised dignity.

You’re THAT guy.

That was very powerful. My deepest respect and apologies to you.

Answer the question, Jim.

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

So you don’t feel that religious persecution is discrimination? Because that would be discrimination based on beliefs and something that you can change.

This is a mildly different pitch than the latest pitch to come out of the GTA, Etobicoke: If Trump Wins, You Can Still Go Fuck Yourselves.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

Exactly! And, like, IT’S 2016. NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIKE FINGERS IN YOUR BUTT, KANYE.

Dear Concerned Canadian,

you write important posts.

263 years in prison

I am really enjoying all the weeping this human skidmark is doing.

“Bitches please, it’s not about being bitter,”