downwithmornings
DownWithMornings
downwithmornings

I’m not convinced that is true. Not having children doesn’t prevent you from buying in bulk. That is a convenience issues that single people are afforded more so than parents. Also, my teenager has basically doubled my water and electric bill because, I am assuming, that she’s secretly a mermaid who is afraid of the

But don’t they require less money as they don’t have dependant children? More people relying on the wage, larger dwelling, more food and clothing. Isn’t that the reason why they get tax breaks? As someone who has 2 kids and both the mister and I work full time jobs our tax deductions are roughly 1/4 of what we

You could probably save up all the money parents spend on diapers, formula, medication, car seats, cribs, ridiculously tiny socks that always seem to get eaten by the dryer, and toys and take a year off too. Plus, in Canada mat leave pay is around 65% of your wage so you are basically spending way more on a nocturnal,

That is my favourite thing to say in an inappropriately loud voice. I will never not call dads on using the word babysitting.

I counted my rapists because they were my first(s) and to me, more so than I think a typical high school boyfriend type scenario of losing my virginity, that incident changed me more than any sex I’ve had since.

I do. All the time.

Also the sharing the armrest thing needs to be taller person using the front of the armrest and shorties in the back. I can barely have my elbow resting comfortably on the arm rest without the added stretch.

If Trump actually gets elected our Prime Minister might have to start taking in American refugees. Let’s hope it never get that bad. <3

Dear Americans,

We are actually nice because it is so cold. If you are a dick no one wants to help you push your car out of the snow ruts or pick you up on the side of the road so you don’t freeze to death waiting for a tow truck. I think our nice evolved as a survival mechanism.

Wait...that’s hair?

Not really. There are still a lot of loud-mouth, pearl clutching conservatives that are buying in to the terrorists-pretending-to-be-refugees schtick posting hate all over fb. I think a little good press on how we should be welcoming our new citizens goes a long way to set an example and also restore faith in our