It’s a mystery ....

To use a tired cliche: GOP, read a god damn room. No one is asking for this.

You bet I celebrated my abortion.

<Adjusts tinfoil hat>

What’s the over-under that these ‘kids’ all have Dr Phil-type cribs, and competitively collect of those Japanese plastic ‘brick’ bears. Do they realize that Don ‘Junior Cheeseberder’ Trump is their failson spirit animal?

But hey, he redeemed himself in Uncut Gems.

“It’s impossible to put the embarrassment into words.”

And so the weakness of the GOP anti-choice argument reaches its natural conclusion of blatant misogyny. Talk about your unforced error.

Okay, so bum-Rush should live (and die) by his own creedo about unfairly burdening others.

I am pretty-pretty-pretty sure those Mormon/Mom Jeans won Mittens Romulous his Utah seat.

So this make-trophy-fishing-racist-but-not-really gal was once with a white male country singer called Chase Rice.

Can we all agree that a state that allowed Corn Nazi a total of 8 terms (and counting) is not the vaunted bellwether it claims to be?

It’s almost like Billie doesn’t have a sense of humor, and neither do her fans.

The thing that really grinds is how Murkowski won her senate seat by write in ballot.

No, Aunt Becky is moving because her husband, Mossimo Giannulli of the Target Mossimos, really loves architecture.

I have a theory about that.

Look, if a bad guy wants to assault a woman in a public restroom, there’s currently NOTHING stopping him from doing it now.

Re: Trump Exhaustion

Exactly.

If there is one thing I know is that Americans dislike religious overlords telling them what they can and cannot do as if they have the authority of the law behind them.