If Trump keeps putting up tariffs on China, the people of China will suffer but Xi Jinping will shrug at that. He can easily wait out the next US election.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t jump the shark.

Or better yet, the family decides against his explicit last wish, and buries him in one of Wyatt Koch’s polyester moneybag shirts. And a MAGA hat.

Ding Dong, the Lich is Dead. Long Live the Lich.

Was it mechanical failure in the helicopter?

“There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me, but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.” Christopher Hitchens

I’m glad they wasted no time rounding up those incel zealots, but law enforcement still has a long way to go when it comes to acting on this terrorism towards women and/or medical practitioners.

I guess the polling on her run for Gov’ner of Arkinsaw’d didn’t go so great because of all of her <whisper voice> bej-giner stuff.

No, J-Lo. No.

In other unrelated news:

Posing as thee last ‘good one’ who got in before the gate slammed shut is proof positive of your moral inadequacy.

French polymath Henri Poincaré asserts that creativity is the act of choosing the good ideas from among the bad ones. Nuff said.

Sure. I must have missed the part about which ‘well regulated militia’ the El Paso shooter belonged to.

The other possibility being that PillowGuy is full of it.

I actually read these Heartbeat Bills these lawmakers put forward, and frankly they are messy. Who knew zealots were so inept?

Being a police officer means never having to strike for your pay raise: the money is always in the budget, no matter the huge deficits or steep cuts to public amenities.

If your cause is just, you don’t have to cheat or lie. You don’t have to resort to trickery or manipulation, if you are doing the right thing.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly. -Ogden Nash

The hair. My god, the hair. Look at the elaborate comb-over and dead-eyed misery and behold the first target of her son’s abject misogyny.

I have so many questions.