Being a Cowboy fan is great at this point. It was really tough when I still cared, but that's over. After the Saints game last year, I knew it was all over. I've never seen a defense that literally is unable to put up one play of resistance. There was not going to be an incomplete pass in the Saints or Ravens game…

The fact this is a popular T-shirt in Dallas says a lot. (Jerry The Owner Needs To Fire Jerry The General Manager)

My wife is from Argentina and knows nothing about American football. During the closing moments of the Cowboys-Redskins game in December of 2012 that would decide the team that made the playoffs, I was a little stressed. I'm a transplanted Redskins fan (bad enough in it's own right), and I was worried when the…

My wife is from Argentina and knows nothing about American football. During the closing moments of the Cowboys-Redskins game in December of 2012 that would decide the team that made the playoffs, I was a little stressed. I'm a transplanted Redskins fan (bad enough in it's own right), and I was worried when the…

The George W. Bush of football? You mean he got beat by Vanderbilt and responded by spending $2 trillion and and killed 5 thousand soldiers in an invasion of Kentucky?

In my head it's being said by Mike Myers as Dieter.

I think the Cowboys fans have the most eloquent understanding of their team's shittiness of those reader emails we've seen so far. Dad, the Germans and the Monkey's Paw all made me laugh, in addition to being a great WW2 occult thriller pitch.

Our current owner fired our head coach after he won back to back Super Bowls. Think about that for a second. I mean really think about that...

Every time I say I'm a Cowboys fan I have to do it with a shoulder shrug and turn my eyes down.

I am an Eagles fan. It's just not fun to hate the Cowboys anymore. The Giants deserve our hateful energy more.

If you're fan of any other team, the Cowboys exist so that, no matter what else happens with your team, you can say "At least we aren't the Cowboys."

To Emailer J: I can tell you as a former Raider fan- once The Gruden Era was over- it is exactly how I felt, that it would take Al Davis passing for the team to get better. The bad news for you- I was completely wrong- they still stink.

I simply mean the Dallas Cowboys will not be a successful team while Jerry Jones lives or the trust he has assigned the Cowboys to deems him compos mentis... this is how I imagine the last days of Al Davis' Raiders felt to a Raiders fan.

Yep. No way you should miss the playoffs with that record. I was rooting for them to go 6-0 in the division and still miss the playoffs. And I am a Cowboys fan.

Can I just say I love Dallas sports radio talk, where even the "exclusive home of the Dallas Cowboys" openly discuss how badly they suck?

Now, now, you are both right.

Multiply by 3 then add humidity that makes it feel like you're in Satan's asshole, constant cloud cover, drivers that are both stupid AND slow, and then you have Houston.

Plano and Frisco absolutely put the greater Dallas area over the top.

As a lifetime cowboys fan I fully support this article and everything in it aside from Dallas being the worst city in America. Take all the bad shit you said about Dallas, multiply by 3 and you have Houston.

im laughing tears right now at 'ze-sad-boys'