“the muffin-topped Mexican”

My favorite part was when he had to hitch up his shorts after getting up, a true fat guy move.

Yeah, it’s pretty common for smaller countries or countries without significant traditions in a particular sport. Mexico obviously has a deep talent pool in boxing, but mostly at the low-to-mid weights, so there’s a chance for someone like Ruiz at the higher weight classes.

American citizen, but it’s not uncommon for people to represent the country their parents were from in the Olympics (particularly if they can’t make the team in the US - the amateur heavyweight talent pool is much shallower in Mexico than in the US.)

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Patron Saint of Frontrunners

How dare you besmirch Nien Nunb like that!

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

As both an Auburn alum and a liberal from Alabama, this night was one of the most joyous I’ve ever had, even beyond that amazing Iron Bowl upset. But I really love that video.

If their argument is “barely beat a pedophile, huh?” - ask them WHY DID YOU ENDORSE A GODDAMN PEDOPHILE?

It’s currently 36 degrees in Birmingham. Safe to say no one will be dipping into the teens tonight.

Great win for Jones but the playoff committee will still probably select Roy Moore for the Supreme Court anyways.

We’re at the point where it’s a relief this pedophile lost. But fuck, man. It’s really a relief this pedophile lost.

Apologies if I’ve missed someone else pointing this out, but to be clear, most greedy for-profit health care corporations didn’t even generally want Trumpcare! Obamacare is based on a conservative capitalist model thought up by the Heritage Foundation (and implemented by Mitt Romney in MA) that actually increases the…

Dismantling health care for tens of millions would not actually serve our greedy for-profit healthcare corporations at all, which is why they have been actively lobbying to keep the ACA in place.

I’d love to be there when they’re bragging about their great health coverage and someone finally says to them, “You just signed up for Obamacare, you moron.”

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

If the only black guy at BYU who’s not on the football team thinks he can hide inside a cougar costume, he’s pleasantly mistaken.