“Today I didn’t even have to be used by JK..." 

Wow another brilliant comment from another member of “The Born on Third base and swears that he hit a triple club.” If this useless piss flap had to actually survive in this country on his own merits he would be dead by now. I guess us black folks need to  have daddy write Harvard a check so we too can be pretentious,…

Needs to be mentioned that Kushner prefaced this by stating a productive policy meeting with Ice Cube inspired this. Bad week for Ice Cube.

BuT i Am VoTiNg CoNsCiEnCe!!

If voting white women voted like voting black women in 2016 this wouldn’t have been an issue.  I am just going to sit over here with the African American women that went over 90% for Clinton in 2016.  I expected better from white women (I’m never doing that again) because I definitely knew white men ain’t shit. 

Mitch McConnell won the war. His eyes were on the prize and he knew exactly what to do to get there. While so many people made excuses for why a woman could not be president, McConnell seized every opportunity to establish the foundations of a Christian theocracy in the United States. Every vote counts.

Texas is insane. The people there drive like literal insane people. They don’t understand right of way, they don’t understand looking before you do something. The police also barely enforce traffic laws. This is backed up by someone working insurance. It’s just a never-ending stream of people aggressively merging into…

Oh, these chucklefucks are total cowards. It’s why they keep their little costume parties in places like fucking wonderbread spots like Chipotle or Wal-Mart and neutral areas they know already has a police presence or is generally safe.

Make your own! If this Italian immigrant can do it, so can you. To be fair, I bought the starter, which makes it a lot easier..and semi-homemade.

This is good.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that there are several jugs of Methanol on that property, and they ain’t for the engine.

Except someone will not clean their's, get food poisoning,  and then take them to court. 

As someone who enjoys expensive hobbies, I looked into buying a plane one time.

God I love that meme

except that she was raised in a republican household in kentucky and so her bubble was republican. i think we’re all forgetting how very relaxed most people were about politics until 5 years ago.

Not just once, either. And Sarah Palin was not a dealbreaker for her.

Does that mean she voted against Barack Obama? Fuck her. 

You have to come from money to “see the fiscal benefits of some of the Republican policies.”

Too many people are blaming the Democratic establishment. However, this is important people that want progressive policy DON’T VOTE. Obama had to do what he could against a Republican senate became people didn’t turn out in the midterms. If people want progress they have to turn out and vote for it.

I’m voting in Florida tomorrow. Wearing my Marine Corps cap and this: