Oh yeah, I fucking hate her at this point, but you better believe I’ll be holding my nose and voting for her in the general because I’m not a baby and/or fucking insane.

This tweet can now be updated to change song to album, “single ladies” to “lemonade” and “dancing” to “speculating about Becky”

If this trans-man walked into the ladies restroom all hell would break loose:

two dozen co-writers and producers and a poet laureate hired to write her “deep spoken word” pieces.

what does reaching a neutral charge through the gain or loss of electrons have to do with any of this?

AYYYYYY OOOO DIS GUY WHAT U TRYIN’ TO SAY ‘BOUT THE I-TALIANS?

This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that…

Oh, absolutely. And black women ate that shit up with a spoon b/c we all know that we don’t reach peak femininity until we can show the world that WE’Z MARRIED NOW!!!!1111 That’s when I mean when I say Beyonce is cashing in on black women’s insecurities. “Look! Look! Her dancers have Afros just like me! SHE WOKE,…

If this was anybody else, we’d be slamming this shit for the tacky, sales-baiting joke that it is. But it’s Beyonce, so we have to praise her “personal growth” and how she’s being true to herself as an artist. My people, my people. *sigh*

Obv reply is obv.

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

Not drug debt but a competing group. Meth is a big thing, and it’s in the hands of the mob now.

eh, my money’s on a drug debt.

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

Yes poor, dear Kim Kardashian, crying herself to sleep over the comments of Jezebel. Seriously though, I’ve seen more people stan for the Kardashians on this website than other place I’ve gone on the internet.

sure, because electricity is born in the plug.

Their last Shell Car looked a lot different.

I connected with your comment because abortion services were available to me in the 80's (fairly easily); got very CAREFUL in the 90's and used birth control very conscientiously because if I wanted to have sex I acted like a grown-ass responsible 30-something and took control (of myself and the situation). OK, that’s…

climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.