Tell me how you plan to compel states to cooperate. You should have an answer to this, say it.

fuckity fuck yes

Hillary Clinton: You can’t rely on Republican-led states to fund your public college initiative.

Um, Bernie, none of those talking points are examples.

Whenever Bernie is asked how to accomplish his promises, he doesn’t know how to answer the question, but instead devolves into his stump speech. That may work for his supporters, but doesn’t convince anyone else.

Yeah I kind of gave up on the liveblog when I realized we were not gonna get impartial coverage. Gonna go check out Wonkette.

Yeah, he keeps trying to devolve into his stump speech.

This is the worst coverage of a debate I've ever seen.

Maybe I’m just painfully naive, but what even is the point of the press warehouse? Like, they’re literally just watching it on TV, why couldn’t everyone just do that from their couch?

Ah yes, the part where Bernie talks about working with the state candidates he is doing jack shit to support now.

Bernie owes Sandy hook families an apology. He is not doing well tonight.

Bernie has to stop devolving into his stump speech in lieu of answering questions.

Is the crowd more or less obnoxious than your standard warehouse party?

For real? Like seriously, for real?

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

Also the only plausible reason no one why no one at the Daily Planet realizes their coworker is Superman.

Drinking it? Not nonsense.

The confusion is somewhat understandable. Maybe white dudes can all wear a t-shirt with their name on it, like “blond Steven” and “slightly greying Steven” and “hung Steven”.

“My excuse? Pizza and beer are delicious, working out sucks, and I like myself enough to not engage in constant self-punishment for the approval of others. It’s a pretty fucking great excuse. What’s your excuse for being a judgemental cock?”

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”