Sometimes it’s hard for me to reconcile that songs like “Changes” and “Keep Ya Head Up” were written by the same man who did “Hit em up”. He’s a fascinating artist and his skills are still fairly unparalleled.

This is all really unfair to the Mexicans who have lived there long before any white people showed up or Texas was even a state.

Something odd happened. I kept clicking the star by your comment in hopes I could get the count up to 1,000,000, but instead it just kept giving you the same star over and over.

I cheat and use garlic powder.

My mom never wasted the molcajete on guacamole. It was for grinding up spices. Why would you want to clean avocado out of the little perforations in the rock, right?

Dude (or dudette), have you ever tried fried avocado? It’s amazing.

I’m sorry that happened to you.

You mean the poison for Cuzco, the poison made to kill Cuzco, Cuzco’s poison?

Explain yourself god dammit. You assaulted my sense of logic and I’m pissed.

Comedic genius. I’ve made jokes about penises and jokes about pestilence, but NEVER did I think to combine the two.

Can I please steal “Pestilent Cock”?

I hope ALL of your Christmases are lovely from now on.

That is some FUCKED UP shit right there. Wow.

That’s dumb. I could understand not giving Jez privileges when you’re only approved to comment on a sub-blog, but not the other way around.

I seem to remember Jesus Diaz being a righteous douchecanoe over there on Gizmodo and banning anyone who criticized his product worship or pretentious writing.

I wish there was a way to earn your way out of grayness. Maybe if you rack up 1,000 stars, and very few flags/dismisses you get to be ungreyed.

I’ll quote another commenter quoting the article:

THANK YOU.

White people wanna look brown, but don’t wanna BE brown.

A beast makes the ugliest noises when it’s wounded.