I see you around here a lot, so I'm honored. Use liberally.

Why are some dudes' fee fees hurt SO easily?

I know it SHOULDN'T happen, but if this penis wrinkle wins...

Is the MS website so consistent because that's where Windows directs people for help/support?

FUCKING THANK YOU.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

chili cheese flavored Fritos are the shit.

Now I feel like the guy at the party awkwardly staring at the ice cubes in his drink after a lame joke. Lol

I'm honestly very scared for him. Dude's like 6 feet from the edge.

"Everyone is terrible and it all hurts"

Jezzies, I'm REALLY close to hitting the (fictional) "erase all humans from the earth" button this month. I think, overall, it's the best thing for humanity.

Broken my galaxy Nexus after 2 years of ownership. I don't have a ton of money, and I saw the Lumia 530 off contract for cheap. $50 off contract for a smartphone that isn't a complete piece of shit. Yeah, WP has its oddities and shortcomings, but its decent overall.

I don't think any reasonable person ever thought we were post-racial.

Why does it feel like we've gone backwards on civil rights/women's rights in the past decade or so?

Can't quite tell how many clitorises I see...

what did you think about what she said regarding race? I was moved by her words.

Wish that first headline didn't exist. Made my brain hurt.

Her whole face is photoshopped. It looks so creepy to me. Her pores dont exist.

This is EXACTLY what I came here to type.

What about juicy?