Tom Hanks, you better come get your damn kid.

No it’s a baby.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

“I got interested in her in 2008”

I can't stand this mother and her ilk. SHE'S the reason teachers are alcoholics.

Ah ha! Clicking through to the link always provides good additional info. When I read “her child’s elementary school teacher,” I assumed it was the kid’s current teacher.

I agree with what a lot of commenters have said, but I’ll also add that’s thinness is an ideal because it ties into the puritanical idea that sex and sexiness is base and undignified. Flaunting curves is like flaunting sex—look at how Sports Illustrated models are sneered at by fashion elites. Its also no coincidence…

I can only assume the ‘white’ is there because WOC are totally irrelevant to the Lilly Pulitzer brand.

I may be a “carb face,” but at least I don’t design day-glo acid trip reject fabric sacks.

Forgot to take down or just plain don’t give a fuck?

I don’t know- one hint of moisture on your skin, a single bead of sweat perhaps, or too oily a lotion- and all hell breaks loose with double sided tape.

I’m convinced Jesus is real, because there is no way double sided sticky tape is that powerful. That tape had some footprint on the sand moments where sometimes they were both holding kim’s boobs, and sometimes the tape faltered, and that's when Jesus carried Kim's boobs.

That is the ugliest effing mansion I’ve ever seen.

I try not to brag about it.

I live in Toronto already, so I’m happy to squat there until you girls can come up with the $15 mill. Or you can just send your donations to tabbygevinson@gmail.com and I’ll buy the place, then live there in your honor.

Fifteen million dollar house, doesn’t pay to wall mount and disguise shitty tv:

I got 5 on it!

We finally got our government craziness under control by having an unelected body draw our district maps based on sensible things like natural neighborhoods, ect.