If Duggar was not from a prominent right-wing cult, or was Black, gay, or had molested boys, Huckabee and all the other Duggar apologists would be screeching a very different tune.

Do you make that with guacamole?

Michelle Duggar said transgender people will assault girls in public restrooms. Meanwhile her own son assaulted her girls. The pair of balls that woman has to make accusations like that knowing she had her own predator at home, and he wasn’t gay or transgender, but she’s projecting those crimes onto innocent people.

Don't you ruin 7 layer dip for me!!!!

I’M JUST PROUD OF MYSELF FOR UNDERSTANDING A COLLEGE FOOTBALL REFERENCE WITHOUT GOOGLE ALL THOSE FIGHTING IRISH TAILGATES HAVE NOT BEEN WASTED

Yo so did I and didn’t even realize that’s not what was being said until I read your comment.

You know what’s funny? I’m pretty sure Mary herself would be facepalming at these jackasses. After all, she got to choose whether to be pregnant. Her consenting to have God’s kid is, like, a central element in Catholicism.

Slightly puzzled, sarcastic judicial rulings are some of my favorite bedtime reading.

Oh hi perfect gene pool.

JFC ITS JUST NOT FAIR

I cannot handle all these adorable kiddies.

And somehow the Knicks have already traded two first round picks for her.

Can all people please bring their children to all press conferences so that press conferences don’t suck as bad?

Dammit, I really liked J.K. Rowling.

No Harrison Ford is a prick. I stole bread from his breadbasket on my way out of a restaurant on purpose. He fucking deserved it.

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Harrison Ford once refused to give me candy on Halloween. Probably entirely justifiable that he wouldn’t be down to open his door and talk to a zillion random people trick-or-treating, but at as a 9 year old I took it pretty hard.

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…

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My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…