Oh, I saw that Mariah quote a day or so ago and was passing it around like it was the new boy at Bryan Singer’s pool party.

First of all, I’ve already ruled on a case that I was involved in when my wonderful grandmother shaded the hell out of me.

IDK if it’s shade or a burn (semantics, mere semantics) but this was one of my favorite things this week:

Every week, Shade Court gives me life. Today gave me a second life.

I think we can all safely assume that Mariah Carey, for one, knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.

BRAZIL

On a scale from “old toilet used as a flower planter” to “my dad is also my grandpa”, this is a “found hiding under a kiddie pool on an episode of Cops”.

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You are a superhero. Never change.

You have successfully shared it and at the same time ruined my productivity for the work day.

Get down with your bad ass self!

But I’m A Nice Guy! ETA: whoops, you were asking about the comic. Oh well, I love this video anyway.

if she had just been carrying a gun this wouldn’t have been a problem

i wonder what it’s like to be perfect like jwill

hell fucking yeah, you rock!!

OH DANG that was good

Raw Story points out ...

thank god disisto is still alive...