Happy chocolate ice cream swirl? Oooh, that looks adorable and delicious!

BECAUSE THIS IS A THING MANY OF US DO AND HAVE BEEN DOING LONG BEFORE THE INTERNET TRIED TO MURDER ME WITH ITS SELF-IMPORTANCE.

sorry this is the closest gif i felt comfortable posting without appropriating myself :)

Bingo Bronson only wants what’s best for Abbi and what’s best for you, my friend.

I want to take my social cues from you but you’re a figment of Abbi’s drug addled mind so I’m not sure if I should.

loved both those dunks a lot

I feel like I did give you both an answer and an affirmation, tbh

Anna, I’ve never really followed the NBA closely because I don’t have a team, but I want you to know that I think I could be a very good basketball fan if you would please write all the coverage. Thank you.

I’m in formation.

It’s on Jezebel because Rachel knew I’d immediately start laughing and show it to my wife (who is a woman). Shared this with my sister, too. She's also a woman, and she finds scatalogical humor just as funny as any dude I've ever met.

Token? He probably bought the make-up!

total, i just don’t wanna be “that girl,” but i think i could do a pretty sickening LOVE ON TOP with a sequin blazer and black leotard.

I wouldn't do Formation.

Hah. Hah. See I’m laughing like the Hispanic street youth do.

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

Counterpoint: this is awesome

is that The Game?

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Thank you, this is a way better way of expressing my dubiousness over the situation