That’s such an X-Pro II thing to say.

I personally view everything through Valencia.

#fingersinthebootyassbitch

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Amber Rose was never going to passively let herself be molded into anything by this wannabe Pygmalion. And he can’t get over it.

I wont claim to know the circumstances of this break up, but it sounds like for the past few years he has been the king of "WHATEVER BITCH ITS NOT LIKE I LIKED YOU ANYWAY"

Yeah I feel like so many people make fun of Amber and Blac but those women are street smart and know exactly what play to make.

Am currently hoping Blac Chyna turns out to be the Rasputin of the Kardashian family. THAT would be entertaining.

Actually think it’s an MRI visualization map of the administration’s remaining functioning brain cells.

Let’s focus on what’s important here: they weren’t on a private email server.

is this a page number? did they redact a page number?

Yeah but the real scandal is in this part.

this part is my fav

The WCF may as well be called the Finals, and the Series against the Cavs will be the Kellogg’s Tour of Basketball Champions

A subdued, reserved, bikini? That is a rare breed at best, in any size.

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.