Sure, female managers have interfered in men’s matches throughout history, but for the first women’s Money in the Bank, to have a man stand tall above all, is cheap and not the kind of heat that keeps me watching, but rather the kind that makes me question why I still pay $9.99 a month for product that constantly…

Ah man, go fuck yourself.

I mean we all did buy it, even Vince’s immediate family bought it.

I was at the Raw where Taker tried to sacrifice Stephanie and Stone Cold has to save her. I think it was ‘99 and I was a freshman in high school.

Indeed he was.

That was pretty ridiculous, but Mae Young did give birth to a hand.

I’m glad she’s put aside that geology career to focus on music again.

Works on commission? No! Money down!

A mistrial can happen from any number of incidents. A hung jury, jury/witness tampering, lawyers recusing themselves, improper introduction of evidence, etc. A mistrial can be asked for by a lawyer, but it must be declared by the presiding judge.

Big Banter Dave is the king of star mountain. Sometimes he rains his celestial matter upon us mere mortals and I am thankful. Carry on Guns Out Melzter.

What I like most about JaVale is how goddamn hard he’s trying whenever he’s on the floor. Steve Kerr might be the tall-goofy guy whisperer. God help us if he gets his hands on Kelly Olynyk.

So what you’re saying is that unlike, say Kobe Bean Bryant, a creampie in the face is not Kevin Johnson’s “thing”.

She’s already switched from being a geologist to a singer.

Personally, I think the keys to the game are Matt Barnes, namely whether or not he gives them to Derek Fisher and how Fisher manages to get the car on the court and flip it onto the Cavs bench.

That would be too fun for baseball.

Autoplay is worse than a thousand 9/11s

Sinkhole more likely and appropriate.

It’s pretty impressive that 2.2 billion people are able to convince themselves that they’re a persecuted minority.

No one actually lives in Cleveland, they all live in the surrounding suburbs, except poor people. It’s a lot like Hartford in that regard. Homeboy probably lives in Rocky River or some other shitty white flight haven.

The history of the Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship could have its own article.