goddamn.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

NASCAR is more entertaining? Really?

No. Stop it.

F1: We can design cars that can pull multiple G’s in each corner while theoretically driving upside down but we can’t explain qualifying to our fans.

Formula One is too complicated for Formula One period. With all the damn rules and regs it’s like damn is this racing or a government agency?

+1 Coherent and sober assessment

This is good Kinja

It was an ITALIAN restaurant—embroiled meats weren’t on the menu.

*Rick. Facts are optional, obviously.

Jesus. His father is the one who coaches Louisville and is the one embroiled in the sex scandal.....

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

Paging Oakland, CA

“Fuckin’ shithouse!”

You can always count on an Arsenal choke!

The funny part about what Rashford is doing is that everyone is forgetting about what Varela has done at RB. He's completely changed their back line since he actually has foot skills and can attack the flank. No surprise he was involved on both goals today.

Not truthing here. But these balls just keep falling to him in glorious positions.

Oh but wait, everyone on Deadspin has been telling me that Arsenal’s gonna win the league. I don’t know what to think anymore!

Speaking to a friend of mine who is a lifelong Manchester supporter from the area.

“Rooney’s injury is a blessing cause he’s an excellent player - been doing it for the youth side for a while now but definitely wouldn’t have had the opportunity if it weren’t for the injuries.”

Vanilla Bean Fraps? Jesus fucking Christ, guys.