Jesus surely approves.

This piece has nothing to do with their record over the past two decades. It has to do with the current state of readiness of the remaining fleet after the drawdowns/withdrawals in the Middle East. No matter where the CH-53K is at, it does not cast a better light on the maintenance catastrophe that the current Marine…

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Another lucky draw

I would think that Bernie stops calling as soon as the checks stop arriving.

I wish he’d go ahead and keel over. Does Satan die? Idk.

I disagree. These new tracks are generally boring as shit unless they are a street course like Singapore (street course are always exciting) or maybe Austin because of it’s batshit crazy hill at turn 1.

I wonder if Bernie is still chummy with the rulers of oppressive regimes that no longer hold grands prix. Like, is he still hanging out with apartheid-era south african prime ministers?

Formula 1 is absolutely horrible to their race venues. Essentially the track pays all the expenses and the series gets all the revenue. As you mentioned this works great for all the dictatorships who basically view the race as something to blow their money on, which is why Europe keeps losing races, their government…

I disagree. F1 is an amazing motorsport, its just run by some pretty shady and horrible people.

Can we get this guy out of F1. Stop killing all these cool race tracks.

So F1 is just like FIFA and the IOC?

Bernie to anyone who is not Bernie.

In a few years, all the cars will be “green screen” green. Sponsorship will be digitally projected on the cars generated by the market in which the race is broadcast. Ads will be targeted by the same algorithm that generates ads on your Facebook feed. NASCAR will probably lead the way.

I’m legitimately broken now. This week is ruined.

Note: The first published version of this article mistakenly referred to Friday’s election as “tomorrow.” Because until just this moment, I thought today was Thursday. It’s only Tuesday. Fuck.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's something I would expect out of South Park or The Simpsons.

How sillier can it get from this shitshow?