downstairsbrian
DownstairsBrian
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“After all, how does a human being psychologically process the fact not just their house or something, but the entire Earth is gone.”

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

Also, bees! </obligatory>

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

It, not baseball, is the truly American sport.

Football is the perfect sport for America because it’s manufactured tribalism that allows us to blather a lot of meaningless nonsense about fake combat none of the fans have any actual involvement with, while scrupulously hiding all the real-world consequences and in the process making a handful of billionaire

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,

Ryan Grigson should have been running an Evansville Applebee’s into the ground rather than a generational quarterback talent.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

Witness testimony is usually the weakest, most error prone evidence.

America should recognize what the rest of the developed world has—the criminal justice system is far too imprecise to deliver a sentence of finality like death.

It was really hard for the cops to complete the paperwork on Dotel as he has changed drug cartels over a dozen times since retiring from the MLB.

Being from his hometown I was about ready to call you out saying that’s not where he wrecked his car. Then I remember this is Jon Jones and remember he has multiple wrecks.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

Jon Jones is not exactly an expert on front ends.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

Needs more bad CG mustache removal.

Yup. You can usually measure how awful the call was by how the ump responds IMMEDIATELY after making it.