“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller. 

The best bosses allow people to . . . keep their own money?

Honestly, Squall’s character growth is the best part of this game (unless you’re more into batshit anime plotlines and twists, then that’s on another level). I really hope that this remaster helps to rehab this game’s image. Yes, it’s a game that’s entire battle system can be twisted and broken on a whim, not…

Squall is a much more relatable character in 2019. His entire dialogue reads like a self-deprecating young adult’s twitter thread just trying to make it in this broken world. 

... whatever.

The vid should have been a cut instead of a slow zoom, I think it would have been a tad funnier

A man can dream, though.

So that’s would have happened if I have invented the finglonger.

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

Gwyneth Paltrow

ONE PUNCH

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

How the fuck am I not on this list

I’ll do it. Actually, I’ll subcontract it out to my dog.

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

There are few things more ominous than farm animals.

So a dickhead acted like a dickhead and got called a dickhead?

“Streamer makes true statement and then logs off.” could also be the title of this article, but it’s not as catchy