Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

This is peak First Take. He speaks one sentence and contradicts himself in the next.

No snark - I respect his decision. Must be really difficult to do it when he is and it takes stones to do so.

Shouldn’t you be calling sports talk radio?

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

I’m glad to see that CC is getting himself straightened out. Something about him has always seemed a bit crooked.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

It actually allows you to play Crucible for five minutes without your whole team quitting.

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “

This is fantastic and it needs a millions stars.

Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven…

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

I know right? If Baseball was a team sport instead of an individual sport, I could understand him not winning a championship or even a playoff series, since obviously he would only be one player on a team of dozens that would each have to perform well in order to be successful. But since Ichiro is the sole reason as…

Still does have one of the greatest careers ever.

That take was so strong, it could bench 450 and squat 750.

This is the classiest, most amazing, PlayStation ever made and you’re an idiot if you don’t agree.

Announcers make fun of men at games all the time. Literally all the time. There was even a bigger clip/meme this week of a guy at a game who couldn’t catch a foul ball.

oh wow a LoL chat is terrible? tell me more info we’ve known for years about the worst game community ever.