Thank you for your input, berzerkertits.

I read more than half before I jumped ahead to the comments. Isn't that pretty good?

Francesa’s producer should be fired for not booking these guys:

Looks like its curtains for her.

I ended up passing on Buffalo Trace, Knob Creek

Lets see here...

To be fair to SAS...

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

Before he was a thundering coach king swinging bags of hot cash to and fro with his sausaged fingers, he used to come and dig holes in my yard. Every week he’d show up and just dig a modest hole. I’d say, excuse me, but what are you doing digging that hole. And he’d say, I’m from a meager background and I’m working my…

I’m so proud of you.

I hate you.

This is on my ass. On the way to Spring Break (1st year of law school) I told my friends if they thought of something clever enough and paid for my drinks all week I would get a tattoo. The runner up was “Mo Money Mo Problems.”

The proportion of Canadian white dudes that have a maple leaf or other Canadian themed tattoo is probably equal to the number of white Detroiters that have the Olde English D tattoo.

Also, I have Teenwolf wearing a beer helmet tattooed on the other arm. I don’t know how I have friends.

I have a used condom tattooed on my arm. I mean, I could go on, but would it help?

Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

I’m tellin’ ya, the NBA ain’t what it used to be. I’ll never forget the days of Jayson Williams’ gun-and-run offense.

The NRA quickly retorted saying, “LeBron is right, that is why we dedicated an entire country for guns.”

Pictured: A Bear, whose world is governed by strength, that has zero fucks to give about your goddamn kayak.

“And congratulations to the Florida State football team, now celebrating its 89th consecutive year with no arrests by us.” — Tallahassee PD spokesperson