Try looking for the joke again.

What you know about rocking a wolf on your noggin?

I’m describing what happened, not cracking a joke.

I didn’t think I could hate Al Davis anymore than I already did. Jesus, help your kids grow. Life can fuck you up enough without your rich dad piling on.

“Oh, so now you guys start emphasizing butt hygiene.”

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

They tried to overhaul Pentagon accounting when $1 trillion went unaccounted for in an audit. Since then $8.5 trillion in Pentagon appropriations have remained unaudited.

“pinko” site? LOL, dude, what is this, the 1940’s?

A new meme has emerged! I’ve been waiting for this day!

Did the rules of baseball change?
I thought hitting a home run was the opposite of being shitty at your job.
I thought losing by 9 runs means you’re being shitty at your job.
Maybe you’re defending people who are shitty at their jobs, because you’re one. Solidarity and all that.
Am I applying your “logic” correctly?

Good Kinja.

I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

I think you meant Josh Donaldson screaming about beers, not Josh Hamilton. That would be unfortunate.

You should see him shoot - nothing but nyet.

Imagine what it must feel like to play for the Nets right now.

Said someone 20 years ago and 20 years before that as well (so on and so forth).

Trout and Harper are very traditional Latin names.

No amount of money will fairly compensate you for the death of your spouse. So here's no amount of money. You're welcome.

“$5,000 is a silly, arbitrary amount. So instead, here’s nothing.”