For some reason I read “Robotech” and then sadness set in.

*There’s a lot to like about Atwell.

There’s a lot to like about Atwell’s face

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

What about being a lazy asshole?

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

Things I am as equally surprised about as Larry Brown being implicated in a scandal:

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

[cums]

“Big ass gun? That’s nothin come take a look at my couch over here. Pick One”

He blocked me on Twitter after I told him what a nice time I had at his bankruptcy sale at his old home. Sometimes I wonder if I took that too far.

I told him on twitter that he was proof of evolution because he obviously came from a snake and got blocked :(

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

More from Curt:

Fuck you, ESPN. Seriously.

Schilling later apologized for his post featuring Dr. Ben Carson, as he didn’t want his fans to think he would ever support a minority.

What you have to do is kill Oryx on hard mode, which unlocks the hidden 11th chest in the Vault of Glass. Use the item from the chest to kill Crota solo (normal mode obviously) on a Thursday. Take the exotic item from killing Crota to the Speaker so he can evaluate it. This must be done on Sunday. Take the item to Xur…

I’m a Sox fan and I 100% support any article that notes that David Ortiz runs from home to first slower than a person in an electric wheelchair perusing the aisles at Walmart. A pop-fly at home means he basically walks straight to the first base dugout.

There is a direct corrolation between the use of “witty” nicknames/insults like “Crapelbon”, “LeBrick”, “The Miami Cheat”, etc. and the absolute potential lack of anything interesting or intelligent being said.

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons.