What suit?

Remember when Mel Kiper scolded every football team for not drafting Clausen because he was his #2 draft prospect and it had NOTHING to do with them having the same agent?

Yeah...but their punting is great. The Bears’ punter was consistently hitting 45+ yard punts, except on a short field where he had to pooch it to get it in/near the 20. Just like he should have.

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.

Here is the Texas version of the same play

I figured it was a scar caused by the friction of the giant brass balls of the crew of the tanker dragging down the runway.

Yeah, but how far can he pu ...

“To my knowledge, that one still tops that restaurant’s list, just above the guy who dug a hole in a bag of butter and had his way with it before being caught in the act.”

Best part is when he about slugs the LSU guy when he gets up.

wake up sheeple!!!

should have just cut the end off

I would, again, on behalf of soccer fans around the world, like to thank the USA for pursuing the investigation which has brought us to this day. Sepp Blatter and his cronies would still be comfortably skimming millions without the work done by the US DoJ and others.

He and Rhee make the perfect power couple: he writes the textbook on committing and covering up sexual abuse, and she sells them to charter schools at a 1000% markup.

That’s just the thing, isn’t it? He’s been able to skate past all these accusations of really heinous crimes (on top of other scandals related to his political and business dealings) without any serious repercussions for years and years, the way the rest of us might shrug off parking violations. It’s incredible and…

Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

Buster Posey’s reaction was hilarious. Looks at Bumgarner, looks at West, looks at Bumgarner, looks at West. He’s just waiting for shit to go down. Good on Bumgarner for keeping his composure and not giving power-hungry Joe West the opportunity to toss his ass.

The best part? Bumgarner is doing nothing wrong. He’s watching the ump from the mound, waiting for him to get into position so he can begin his delivery.

West: (stares)