Jason Pierre Paul had a small hand in it.

Pacman Jones: Fuck yeah, motherfucker! Let’s celebrate!

edit: I guess that would just be Patriots Celebration Month?

“And congratulations to the Florida State football team, now celebrating its 89th consecutive year with no arrests by us.” — Tallahassee PD spokesperson

Try looking for the joke again.

What you know about rocking a wolf on your noggin?

So this option might be effective and reduce odds of recommitting; but do you want to play odds with your kids? Your spouse? Yourself?

Know what else would help?

I’m describing what happened, not cracking a joke.

I didn’t think I could hate Al Davis anymore than I already did. Jesus, help your kids grow. Life can fuck you up enough without your rich dad piling on.

“Oh, so now you guys start emphasizing butt hygiene.”

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

They tried to overhaul Pentagon accounting when $1 trillion went unaccounted for in an audit. Since then $8.5 trillion in Pentagon appropriations have remained unaudited.

“pinko” site? LOL, dude, what is this, the 1940’s?

A new meme has emerged! I’ve been waiting for this day!

I think you meant Josh Donaldson screaming about beers, not Josh Hamilton. That would be unfortunate.

You should see him shoot - nothing but nyet.

USE THEM IN A CRUDE VIDEOTAPED FORMAT

Imagine what it must feel like to play for the Nets right now.