For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.

Seems it’s a top seller just because of the coverage and controversy leading to the release, as everyone just had to see it for themselves. The game was rather dumb, and as I played it I was like “Why am I doing this again? This is pointless, and does shock for the sake of shock.” I’ve seen more convincing daytime…

How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

Timely.

So he was probably well on his way to getting arrested, yes?

*SPIT TAKE*

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

gif party?

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Even worse, they’re being driven to Oklahoma’s football stadium.

No

Take your pick

Sure:

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.