I mean, fuck yeah. Go get ‘em, Caitlyn.

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

I want Megyn to slap them sooo bad

Bill Gotherd, the dirty old man who founded ATI, likes his women with long, curly hair. So they get perms.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

Is there some sort of Carnegie-style course that teaches people how to do this style of submissive-defeat face on cue?

I really hate them.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

I really want to know what he does for a living. Or who died and gave that shitbag enough money to pay cash for glass seats

Here you go

Feminism has found its Tea Party

Sigh...this is why we can’t have “nice” things. Agree or disagree, fine. But really, this kind of thing just adds more fuel to the Rush Limblah army—”Feminazis!” he’ll cry, while sitting on his mountain of money. And the real issues will be swept under the rug as usual.

If Ray Rice is getting blackballed from the NFL, then so am I. Our yards per carry were the exact same last year.

It’s completely baffling that no one wants to workout an aging RB on the downside of his career who brings a PR nightmare in his pocket. This is a complete mystery. Luckily DeMaurice Smith, being familiar with occam’s razor, found the simplest solution: a giant conspiracy.

good ol Microsoft entertainment pack.

As crazy as his 73 home run season was, his 2004 numbers are some video game shit.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.