Eh, I don’t think there’s any intelligent way to have that conversation before the game is actually out — and I’m proud of how restrained Kotaku has been with our pre-release coverage of Hatred, especially compared to other websites. This could be shlocky crap or it could be powerful transgressive fiction — there’s no…

Or Chris Gaines

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

No, it’s real.

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

My grandmothers both wanted a stake in my name when I was born, so they suggested a name combo, ala Renesmee.

But it is curious how many more total votes appear to be being cast in the AL.

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

Next Up:

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

You can see part of the turbo-encabulator here.

“Then his brain-OS crashes and he stands frozen, arms dangling uselessly, while he reboots.”

Holy shit. That was fucking bananas.