A great film but yeah, it definitely takes little Portman to some very...weird places.

I watched this movie last night for the first time in at least a decade. Am I misremembering the epic turkey that is Boondock Saints, or are Gary Oldman and Willem Dafoe playing very similar characters, minus the ugly homophobia and good-guy/bad-guy reversal? This is a very 90s thing, it seems like: insane cop who…

Gary Oldman is just so damn good in this. Everyone should see this movie.

Absolutely loved this movie. Gary Oldman was outstanding. “EVERYYYYYYONEEEEEE!”

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

That’s me! I don’t mind the Patriots, and I believe Brady is GOAT. But he totally broke the rules, and worse than that, lied like a smiling idiot about it. And then the NFL responded disproportionately in punishment. And now every Patriots fan thinks the NFL is out to get them because they just won too damn much. And…

Every non-Patriots fan:

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

I’m sure this marks me as an asshole, but I cheer for the bulls.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Good. Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Barbaric sport needs to die.

First time I get to use this in response.

There’s also this from October 2012. I’d suggest Khalif stay off of both Twitter and Infowars for good this time.

Apply cold water to burn area

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

They are the dudes who can walk into a job interview hungover and wearing mismatching shoes, and walk out owning the company. It’s not right, but you can’t even be mad at it.

You’re a dick, Jonathan.