I’m a middle-aged white guy. A lawyer for more than 25 years, a professional. No criminal record. If I got drunk on a plane and assaulted a flight attendant, I would expect to spend several years at some not-so-friendly federal prison camp, at the very least, maybe even a FCI.

Is that the one that’s only available in easy-crush cans?

Whatever one thinks of Bell’s Oberon, it’s at least better than Bell’s Oberyn, which tastes way too much like blood and eyeballs.

This is why I support David Blatt for NFL commissioner. Like a fighter pilot, he is used to making several decisions under pressure and, like a bad fighter pilot, he usually only screws up two or three.

Frustrates me how “sure” that the arresting officer was that he caught the “right guy”

Facebook feed? You mean in real life? You aint lived until you’ve sat in a meeting that’s been derailed into Patriots talk, all the while crying on the inside because they didn’t hand the fucking ball to Marshawn GOD DAMNIT

What an asshat.

1. Respectable attorneys do not write novelesque pleadings like this. Federal rules of procedure rule 8 requires the defendant state in “short and plain terms its defenses to each claim asserted against it”. I recall an attorney moved to strike a complaint because it was too verbose (yet still a fraction of Winston’s…

Wow, as an attorney, I'd be worried about getting sanctioned if I signed my name to that horse shit counterclaim.

Remember folks, this country has an addiction problem. Marijuana is a gateway drug and is very dangerous. It kills so many...wait, 0 people? Shit. And obesity kills how many? 300,000 annually? Oh.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Is no fire comrade, is advanced smokescreen deployment technique.
edit: needed some Putin trollface.

Counterpoint: Why in the hell is the national anthem played at sporting events?

Fans of ancient history will remember that Keith Olbermann first left ESPN in 1997 after he made an unauthorized appearance on Craig Kilborn’s Daily Show.

It’s pretty hard to get me to root for Simmons, but if his appearance yesterday on Patrick’s show was the final nail in the coffin, then count me as a part of Team Simmons on this one. That would be utter bullshit...and keeping in line with the kind of fuckery that ESPN engages in, so yeah.

“What a great date night, right, babe?”

Right, because having your own “retirement tour” isn’t self-aggrandizing.

If by 3, they mean 6 then no this is accurate.

An entirely underrated cereal.

actually, i prefer deez nuts ->