They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

It’s just so so dumb and shortsighted of ESPN that Stephen A. Was near this guy. This was a huge chance for the network to get on solid ground about domestic violence as they seemed to be heading that direction, but assigning a guy who has already been suspended for insensitive comments to a POS woman beaters’…

Heels in wrestling are entertaining because it’s not real. Being a heel in real life doesn’t make you entertaining, it makes you a prick.

It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

All of life’s wisdom can be found in XKCD:

Their game, their rules.

Uh, no. It’d be like your friend throwing you out of their house for calling one of his friends an asshole.

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NO, because he’s the man who has the ball. He’s the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why he is better than everyone in the world. Kiss his ass and suck his dick.

Does this look like a “coward of warfare”

Catcher kept dropping the 3rd strike and airmailing the throw to first. Catcher can’t catch for shit. Next one’s going right for his fucking facemask. See if he can catch this heat. Nobody can catch this heat. Jim could, but then who would throw it? Wait a minute...

Harbaugh also talks about how he guzzled milk—not that “candy ass two-percent” milk, as he puts it

I think the main reason Smith is such a fan of Mayweather is because of the allegations. Mayweather has very obviously beaten multiple women, but Smith is the kind of guy who thinks all women are liars, and when someone like Mayweather is accused of this sort of behavior men like Smith are instantly drawn to him. If…

Is it because ESPN just signed a deal to replace Friday Night Fights with Premier Boxing Champions, which is run by Al Haymon, who just so happens to be Mayweather’s advisor?

Ya dude, it's been grossing me out. Trashing Greg Hardy is good, but then the very next segment is them riding Mayweather's D.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

I wrote a response to this.

How casual is too casual for the interrogation room?