Twenty-five porta-potties entering Wrigley Field under an arch marked “MAKING THE CONFINES FRIENDLIER.” Holy hell. How about: “ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.”

Fuck Duke

A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."

One of the first images to pop up via an image search for his name:

I'm married to a cop. The gas station one? I did a ride-along with her, and this exactly what happened. She pulled to the shoulder and said, "We're going to pull someone over." I say "Who?" thinking she has spotted someone. "I don't know yet, but I will." A few seconds pass, and she said, "Watch the gas station. If…

LED lights are not found on police cars.

Shout out to Tom for the sneaky burn at the end implying the Bulls would go down in 4 straight games in a playoff series.

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.

Not to be confused with Mypos, homeland of this guy:

“Ask the Rhode Island taxpayers...not pleasurable, but inconsistent”

Appropriate, since “not pleasurable, but consistent” has been the Cubs’ motto for the last 100 years.

On the nights she wants it rough, she tells him she believes in evolution.

I bow to peer pressure easily.

Was always curious, she claims to kill all men. So does that mean she wishes to kill transgenders that view themselves as men? Essentially by her own admission, she wishes the death of countless transgendered men out there. Here is the kicker; if she tries to backtrack and say they are separate, she would admittedly…

This is what Obsidian and the author of the poem caved in for. Good to know, good to know...

Stephen Fry made that remark specifically in response to The Incitement to Religious Hatred Bill, which was intended to be used to throw anyone who made jokes at the expense of religions in jail for up to seven years.

Holy hellbiscuits, how the hell does the article not mention this? Is, is this real? Because god damn. That looks a lot like someone on a crusade, looking for battles to fight.

I mean, the joke was still pretty shit, but ye gods.

She is not one to fucking talk -.-

Oh no! what are we going to do, someone made a trans joke, the world is going to end with every special snowflake getting triggered. We better not make dead baby jokes, it might trigger the dead babies. Better not make a black joke, they might burn down the town. Better not make a muslim joke, they will blow you up.…