It's about ethics in disgusting food habits journalism.

boogers, only dry crunchy ones though. Haven't told anyone about this for good reason...

Fries with mayo mixed with a tiny bit of catsup.

cheddar cheese covered in olive oil and vinegar dressing.

This is EXACTLY what it means. Middle class means that you can pay for everything. Lower class means you can't. Upper class means that you can afford fancy luxuries like flying vacations and luxury cars.

None of those things are needs.

“The brain is the most complex muscle in the body.”

I never even considered Reckless Silhouette Guy, but man what a son of a bitch he’d be in 8p Smash!!

Use of "haters" in official correspondence is always a sign of legitimacy.

I strongly disliked that Cubs team (and Moises in general), but I upvoted you because no man should have to go through what Bartman went through for such a minor crime.

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

Tom Brady gets five, maybe seven more yards on that last pass down the left sideline, Randy Moss doesn’t have to come back for it, and the Patriots go 19-0. I’m a Vikings fan and don’t really give a shit about Brady or Belichick, but Randy Moss winning the Super Bowl for an undefeated team on a last-second Hail Mary…

Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.

I don’t really care one way or the other about the Cubs, but Bartman simply did not deserve what has since occurred.

Our American Cousin.

Ball bounces off David Tyree’s helmet. Relegates both Mercury Morris and Tyree with his virulent homophobia to history’s scrap heap.

At 10 years old, this is officially the first time my heart was broken.

I would have Scott Norwood make that wide right Super Bowl field goal. It wouldn’t matter if the Bills lost the next Super Bowls, fell victim to the Music City Miracle, and missed the playoffs for the past 11 years—beating the Giants on a last second field goal would have made all of that palatable.

Christian Laettner buzzer beater over UK. No question.