downstairsbrian
DownstairsBrian
downstairsbrian

WAITAGORRAMMINNUT. Is... is Chun-Li... is that Agent May??

“If you talk about women’s basketball being superior to men’s, that’s a slam dunk ... wait, wrong choice of words.”

Players who literally can’t even should be able to literally even again.

“New Primary Profession: Character Model”

Oh man, Blizz April 1 patch notes are an annual tradition. Might I also suggest the Hearthstone patch notes?

Monks

Oh, get over yourselves.

Unexpected tribute to the Germanwings crash.

He ends up with a ten-man killing streak that actually turns around the entire match for his team.

Now playing

Triple Triad was one of my favorite mini games ever, I remember spending a lot of time with the card queen trying to keep the rules from getting too crazy near the end of the game. I just wanted to crush everyone with my super powerful level 10 cards. When they started adding crazy shit like same wall, sudden death,

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

His face is as orange as the wood behind him.

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?

The Pistons last year are an example of a team that didn't tank enough. They owed Charlotte a top 8 protected pick, and then finished with the 8th worst record. So when Cleveland jumped over them to land the #1 pick, again, Detroit wound up having to ship the pick to the Hornets rather than using it themselves. They

Nick doesn't realize that not everyone's daughters know how to beat the shit out of another human...

That was incredible.

more cameras yes