My level of surprise that Doug Gottlieb had a shitty hot taek tweet: Zero

Can we just have a whole fat team? Who wouldn’t root for the fat team, it would be glorious!

Please put a warning on this video Patrick. This is clearly a snuff film.

I hope she struts around whistling “The Farmer in the Dell” for the rest of the Olympics

As I Tigers fan, my only comment is:

This is the best comment, there is no other.

Well now I have to go take a shower so my roommates don’t see me crying. That’s a good fucking video right there.

These articles make me happy

This movie was good and fun and I can’t understand why people wouldn’t want to see it. I mean, I guess it doesn’t pay homage to the weird ass ghost felatio scene from the first but maybe some things should be left in the past?

It looks like a Poring from Ragnarok Online but I was wondering the same thing

Fuck, this made my day. The people in this Del Taco watching me giggle at my phone must think I’m a maniac.

Exactly my thoughts. Keep it up Dave.

I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER

MY BODY IS READY LORD SALADIN

Fucking love “The Californians”

I’m not sure if I should thank you for introducing me to these people or hate you with all of my being. Either way, keep posting these.

I was lucky enough to see him live at Central Michigan University before he died. He did part of his set from off stage after he wandered over there in the middle of a joke and decided he liked how dark it was.

A reminder: The President of the United States is pretty much the LEAST important office you vote for. Vote every time you can, for every position that you can, at every level of government that you can. Keep voting year after year, until the people that think that basic health care should be something that you “earn”…

It’s the only way to be sure.

The best part of Barstool is how PFTCommenter somehow convinced them to pay him for making fun of literally everything they stand for.