I don’t care who you are, if somebody is willing to pay to film you doing something fun you were going to do anyway, get that money. Good for her.

Reavers!? Shit!

Every Cardinals loss is a gift.

Yes, T-shirt man with no weapon. Attack the person in a helmet and leather armor. This is a solid plan.

NO DISASSEMBLE!!

I stood up in a summer wedding in Arizona. We mercifully had on guayaberas instead of full tuxedos, but it didn’t matter. So much sweat.

Which kind are you using? I’m a Fage person, very little sugar in that.

Each grape a universe.

Damn it I was going to post that one

This is the correct answer. Open-eye poop...I mean what are going to be the logistics of trying to get that clean? I can brush my teeth, I can’t brush my damn eyes.

Indeed.

Knowing nothing of the fashion industry, I had to read this headline a few times before I realized that “Trash Lanvin” is not a designer.

He should team up with that Tech douche from San Francisco in a reality show where they travel across the country, removing the filthy homeless and the loathsome poors from the beautiful people’s lands.

41.5

This was a very well written and thoughtful piece. Thank you for sharing.

I had never seen the Bobby McFerrin bit before, thank you.

Fuuuccck this is good.

I get far too much joy from that weird YouTube channel. The Lebron James one cracks me up.

I’ve tried reading your description of that gif five times. I cannot do so without laughing out loud. I think it’s the term ‘air hog’. Fucking spectacular

Kay’s Choice