You say tomayto, I say tomahto.

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

Boom away!

Nothing. I was talking to your mother

What’d you call me?

Huma Abedin.

If I had to punch-in passwords all day on my watch, I would take my Estwing framing hammer and reduce it to it’s molecular bits.

“Culture Editor” has never been a more bitterly ironic title than at this exact moment.

A dozen comments blaming them for dying and showing not an ounce of humanity. You are trash.

You’re a disgusting piece of shit.

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

Banning teens has been the #1 plank of my political platform for years.

Ha! I used to have a friend who could do card tricks (nothing on this guy’s level, though), and he would always say, in a very self-deprecating tone, “Chicks dig card tricks” after he did one. He never got laid.

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

HMMWV FOR SALE

Do you really have to come up with excuses?

“spete” is in fact a humorless, self-important jerk who loves to call people names. So you called it.

I hope someone shoots him. Not fatally. But enough that he might rethink his love of guns.

“Well now you’ve commented, so don’t let me keep you from getting back to that kitchen, now. Seriously. Step on it.”

25% The Commutor
20“So much more comfortable”
20% SUPERMOTO DUDE!
15% 250 is always enough (690 is nice though)
10% Multiple bike bro
5% Oldman Superbike
3% Aerostich guy
2% Aspiring GROM Bro