My mom doesn’t really make jokes much, but man, my dad would make this joke in a heartbeat. He’s also a Hilary super fan so I’m sure he found this very cute, just like I did.

COME BACK I MISS U

The NRA statement doesn’t even use Philandro Castile’s name. What a remarkable crock of shit.

LOL sit your hyperbolic and false equivalency creating ass down, bro.

You have to be kind of impressed that the backlash was strong enough that the NRA felt the need to acknowledge a black man being murdered by the police as a bad thing — despite the not-insignificant portion of their membership whose most cherished fantasy is using their arsenal to make America white again.

They actually worked together on this, and she’s been open about saying so - it’s actually a mark of a good, gracious politician to be willing to work with her competitors on creating a more inclusive platform. There are many fair points to criticize Clinton on, but I’m getting tired of the constant portrayal of her…

Bernie was asking that the party change this aspect of the platform. Hillary listened and, eventually, agreed. Probably b/c her team figured out it might actually be feasible. Doesn’t seem particularly Orwellian.

Is that true? Because if so that’s an absolutely amazing obscure fact that I will try to work into everyday conversation on the regular.

I didn’t even know the word fusty existed but now I can’t wait to use it in a sentence.

I work at a planned parenthood in Fl that’s located in a strip mall and it’s beautiful on the inside. Also, it’s location has nothing to do with the quality of care provided inside its walls.

Hawkins worries that Trump might not be taking the nomination seriously.

Pokemon fans?

Yeah, I am sad that even Gawker is going to play the “GUYS IT IS SO CLOSE!!!” Game. Not surprised, just disappointed really.

Yes. They are against abortion but also against all the effective ways to reduce abortion.

That’s exactly what you should be doing, though.

Pretty sure he abandoned his seat when he died, so if he came back to life he’d just have to watch, powerless, as the upcoming liberal SCOTUS tears down the edifice of hateful crankery he spent his life on.

Not funny for real. No way that’s true.

Hi Dad, it’s me, your future daughter.

Oh yay! They’re great for kids because it’s easier to get them to slip on a bracelet than to hold still and be saturated in stinky spray.