So all of them? They’re desperate to keep him from splitting the party. I want him to split the party. How can we get my needs to superseed theirs?

The most hilarious scenario is Republicans stop the nomination of a new Justice, Hilary wins and nominates Obama.
I’m pretty sure I’d die laughing.

lol that cat didn’t know not to fuck with an octopus

Well Trump has all the words, the best words in fact, so it’s fitting his supporters would use them.

Sure you can yell at them to make you a sandwich or get back in the kitchen, but keep that shit at home bro!

American exceptionalism at its best.

no

Except we kinda do, dOOntcha know.

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

#somegraffittimatters

Everyone I know in Kentucky voted for his opponent. It was a low-turnout election.

“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”

It makes me pretty happy that we're discovering adorable down there rather than "OMG WTF IS THAT? AAAHHHHRRRRGGGGGG"

(Spoiler Alert: PseudoprogressiveNashville was never going to vote for anyone. He just wants all us stupid proles to weep and grovel in the burning purity of his convictions.)

Bush 100% was a warmonger, there’s tons of documents showing him planning how to go to war as soon as he got the slightest chance.

How much are you going to cry when Bernie goes back to obscurity and continues to do nothing?

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

They need to just hang on to the back of cars like we did with our analog skateboards.

Did you see John Oliver about abortion? A woman literally called a clinic and said “Ok, I’ll tell you what’s in my kitchen cabinet and you tell me what to take” because the clinic was inaccessible to her and they just couldn’t help her.