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Sick necklace, brah

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

It did not take long for America’s despicable conservative movement to lose its goddamn mind about the campaign by

I’m just waiting for someone to use the word “uppity”....

+1 duck

They’re all good candidates, but none of them have quite managed to cultivate the cult of personality around themselves that Musk has managed. If we were to line these guys up based on supervillain hierarchy, we get Musk, Assange, Zuckerberg (he’s moving up the ranks), Mercer, Bezos.

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Kevin Garnett hasn’t done shit to actually back up any reputation for being a tough guy. First Youtube result for “Kevin Garnett fight” shows him throwing the ball at people, walking very quickly away from the guys coming towards him, and not much else. He’s fake tough. If you had used legitimately crazy people like

That’s ridiculous.

Stick to dribbling..... saliva down your chin.

:/

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

Hey, remember when Chris Brown almost killed Rihanna, and everyone just forgot about it, like it never happened? That’s weird to me.

Why do white people want to say that word so bad? I’m black, and when I hear my friends from other cultures refer to each other as [insert racial slur of choice here] I have never thought to myself, “Oh, well they said it so I guess I’ll just go around saying it now then”.

Here are just a few, tiny things that happened in a dark, bizarre, depressing Year of our Lord 2018: