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PSA: If your friends or family are raising their children as Duke fans, the state absolutely has grounds to take them away. Need to be above the age of consent to engage in such disgusting shenanigans.

Today’s best homophobia-based joke. Take your star.

Back in the 80s, you could walk into pretty much any abandoned warehouse in NYC and box a kangaroo for like $20. Those were the days.

Mike Pence: “Get him, kangaroo!”
(Notices letter in headline he had overlooked.)
Mike Pence: “Show some respect, kangaroo!”

From The Kangaroo Times:

Jesus Christ, take this damn star.

I haven’t seen a bench reaction like that since Clarence Thomas’ Coke can.

I think your first sentence of the second paragraph sums it up

They did say who *made* him a star. It was probably some Faustian deal, and they came to collect some time around 1988.

But if that theory were true, wouldn’t Steve Guttenberg be a star?

Simpsons did it!

So there will be 98% men and 2% men pretending to be women signed up to this thing, right?

And then they’ll collaborate on the screenplay.

That dude in the header image has definitely gotten into multiple fights at slow-pitch softball tournaments.

So there will be 98% men and 2% men pretending to be women signed up to this thing, right?

You lucky, lucky bastard. I have family that are Trump supporters. To be fair, I don’t know how many of them are smart and organized enough to have ever voted, but they unequivocally love the guy.