Let’s just move everyone out of LA. Then give it to the NFL to build a massive multi stadium facility that all the teams play in. It’ll be like NFL Disneyland. Different tickets get you into one game or all day. Or stay the weekend and see all the sights!

This citizens’ initiative may save the Chargers if they can get enough signatures. Looks like it all hinges on which way the Rivers family decides to go.

Best non-firearm-related-soccer-shot- I’ve seen all day.

Why must you turn this comment section into a house of lies?

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

ZOMG A 2006-VINTAGE REAL ESTATE FUND THAT LOST MONEY?!?!??!

I am the Semen King

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

M/V is not part of the name of the ship; it’s a descriptor.

Now that’s a fucking watermark!

-Patrick Bateman

Hot Karl. Obviously.

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

This has been an entertaining social interaction. I will now consume your soul. You will not feel a thing, and neither will I. I haven’t felt anything in years. It is liberating. Nothing matters but the rolling of the Tide. Soon the Tide will roll in and it will not roll out, burying us beneath a sheet of cold…

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Taken with a practice squad camera, amirite?

Ryan Tannehill

It doesn’t sound as bad when you see a picture of the alleged victim

I hope Matt Leinart bails him out.

Trader Joe’s Vintage Ale is on shelves this fucking minute. Do yourself a favor and buy a case.

What is this? A school for ants?