If that’s the case, I understand getting mad at the tow company. I still hope she loses her job though. She went too far.

And it's such terrible, tortured writing.

I know I'm not the most endowed guy in the world, but calling it microfiber is a bit harsh.

Is that Josh Hamildone??

I have 11 left from my haul this year. I'm going to enjoy one a month until next year. I really thought you'd pee your pants a little when you finally tried it. oh well.

It’s not Ricketts’ fault the project languished for months while city council bickered and Tom Tunney tried to help out his rooftop buddies. NONE of this is the owner’s fault.

Seriously? No London Undercover?

Seriously? No London Undercover?

Did he ask to see the stewardess' cockpit?

Wine and cocktails cannot be brought out to seats.

Watkins Glen Beck

Paramedics arrived on the scene, but were drastically ill-equipped, having run out of magic-spray at their previous stop, in which they were able to keep alive Albert Burneko's career.

Condense that to Mr. Dense please.

Nothing to offer but a Blank stare?

Draymond Green was neither. How crazy is that?

I'd guess 25% Michigan 25% Wisconsin 40% North Shore 10% Other.

Totally agreed on Guinness. It's light and good for you.

I'd skip IPAs and go for North Coast's Scrimshaw.

Founders KBS is easier to find than Pliny, in Chicago anyway. Really quite impossible to get.

Did anyone notice on I Hate Christian Laettner that he looks and talks almost exactly like Bill Simmons? I figured it could cut some production costs for your in-house version We Hate Bill Simmons.

I have a friend who was the head concierge at one of the most popular tourist hotels in Chicago. This is standard practice. Believe me they do not get offended. They just want their cut.

So after $100 worth of cab rides looking to buy discs......$100 worth of cab rides to get to the course outside the city....and $?(never F-golfed before) in course fees....I might be able to score a dime bag? Good to know.