She does not suffer fools gladly, it is well known. I expect she works very hard to avoid having to meet Trump if at all possible.

That’s a human rights violation right there; maple syrup is as essential as air and water. Yes, I’m Canadian.

And 401Ks.

I’ve found exclusive footage of Donald’s departure:

The older I get, the more I realize adulthood is just middle school with taxes.

Pamela Carlan: “While the president can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron,”

Did you ever see the Friday Night Lights skit? The premise was the new coach (Josh Charles) told the team they can’t rape anymore, and the team and town go nuts.

Yeah, really, give me a break.  We’re talking about Amy Schumer, here, and they are laughing about it.  Why this was even broached as possibly being serious is beyond me.

Fisher is a personal trainer for celebrities-she’s not a servant and her livelihood was never in danger. 🙄

That and the fact he wrote a book called TRIGGERED and brought his girlfriend on tour to yell at hecklers who were mean to him. 

The most disturbing take away from this article is that Jr was heckled by people who don’t think the Trumps are bad enough. WTF

you are completely correct

It’s also a good idea to bring along trivets/potholders, just to make sure there’s something to put your dish on, if it’s hot.

The impromptu red carpet interview was created by Joan Rivers, who had vast knowledge of the celebrities she encountered and her unique laser sharp comedic skill to make even the most banal interview fun. But Joan also had a lifelong sense of fashion and style; remember, she coined the phrase, “who are you wearing?” -…

Yes i liked Original with Kinner and Aisha 

The Soup was good back in the day. Things are so bizarre\normal now I don’t know that it can keep up. 

Bring back The Soup.

This is the best thing I've read in weeks. Maybe months? I love how brutally honest the makeup artists were with their thoughts. He literally looks dead. And it's true. God what is this hellscape everything just seems unreasonably bleak hahaha god

I used to get local TV anchors coming to me for makeup help when I worked at Sephora. One guy had the perpetual sunburn that Trump suffers from, and I put him in a matte powder that evened him out. His skin texture wasn’t so bad though, and compared to him, Trump looks like he has some rosacea paired with tanning bed…

Evil bastards may live forever (see: Adelson, Sheldon) but you can’t hide evil on the inside (see also: Adelson, Sheldon; Miller, Stephen).