Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

I had a similar reaction to this. None of this is funny. The fear you wrote about experiencing made my eyes well up with tears. I’m sorry you lived in fear, and I hope you’re safer and doing much better these days. <3

If my college suddenly “found” millions in government funding I can promise you tuition reduction would be the last place they’d put it.

Tuition is inflated because states aren’t subsidizing education at the same time colleges and universities need to keep up with today’s technology and the costs that brings. So the lack of taxpayer funding is really the reason for massive student loan debt.

Chips all the way. More crunchy fried goodness per square inch. Plus, in my experience with spears, the batter/breading always falls off the minute you take a bite.

Just because your step mother was nasty doesn’t make it OK to be violent towards any and all stepmothers.

Holy crap. What was wrong with your kids?

Correct. There is no, one, “mean girl”, they were all guilty.

How is this even a competition? Martha for every win.

She moonlights as a bartender a couple of nights a week down at TJ Calamity’s in the Old Orchard Mall. 

I got that more as an adult than when it first came out. There are definitely different types of terrible and everyone has their own shit going on. 

Mean Moms would be a good movie because you grow up and get out of high school, and you think the mean girl shit is over, then you have a baby. And holy shit, you realize the mean girls never grew up. Except now they are insinuating that you're poisoning your baby by using formula.

Yes, but only because LL was already having a hugely successful career, and she pissed it all away.

The Ordinary, y’all (or Hylamide if you really want to get fancy).  

Former Sephora skincare consultant here.  The sad part about this is that Sunday Riley’s products do work, so she didn’t even NEED to fake these reviews.  Yes, you can get less expensive alternatives (everyone’s skin is different - different people respond to different ingredients) but their UFO oil in particular was…

To paraphrase the great Al Bundy: “Never try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other”.

My 2nd great aunt (a woman married 4 times, but no kids) would come to my parents house when I was a newborn in the early eighties to bake corn powder on a cookie sheet for my mother. Mildred was a sour, tightfisted, controlling harridan, a woman who every adult in my life shudders at the memory of even now, 30 years…

And I’m not sure what the point was in him sharing it?