Peter seems like a douche.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

What’s that old Meatloaf song? “I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”

This is disgusting. This community has already faced unimaginable hardship then to have these horrible people preying on them? The anti-vax community is revolting.

Every single time I read the name “Andrew Wakefield” I assume he’s a Sweet Valley High character and not a real person. Which is probably fitting seeing that his vaccination theory is complete fiction.

He should be charged with depraved indifference. Jack McCoy, where are you when we need you?

Kim Kardashian’s lips look like she stole someone else’s. They are seriously ugly now, and her speaking ability is equivalent to breaking in new shoes.

See also: “kiddos”

Trash will be trash. I would be stunned if any of these mouth breathers are aware of the mission of the organization the met gala benefits.

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

Foot surgery or iPhone, Jason. You can only have one!

“Is that an asshole move?”

Amateur Meddler Wedding

They really should reconsider Mar-a-Lago. May I recommend the ham?

“Brzezinski says the two never acted on their attraction for each other until “a year and a half ago,””

damn, that shoney’s breakfast bar! Such a treat when I was a kid. Are those still around? I remember they would always have sugar-entrenched strawberries and heavy whipped cream.

50/50 chance it’s a see through Pnina since we’re talking SYTTD.

Dear Bride,