Exactly. Who doesn’t love a good ditty about terriers?

This is spot on.

I honestly didn’t know that was a thing that existed.

I watched countless Barney videos when my daughter was little and now I just don’t know how to cope with this. Is he actually wearing the costume?

I have a feeling he will be dealt some jailhouse justice. Those guys have kids too, you know.

That is adorable. Go Dad!

Isn’t she like 14? Who thought that was appropriate?

She is really funny on Twitter.

Along with THE FUNKY BUNCH. Bless their hearts.

Frankly, we all do after this whole conversation.

How drunk could I be?

Yes. As long as the money train doesn’t stop, she gives no fucks at all. Literally.

From your lips to God’s ears.

I know I will have to explain myself one day before my maker, but I have to ask. Did she touch his hair?

I do on certain occasions. They come in handy if I have guests and don’t want to mess up my nice clothes.

What parent hasn’t driven around and around just to let the baby sleep more? I know we did. You just can’t leave a baby in the car. What the heck are people thinking?

I agree. I just can’t think where this would be ok. Sometimes, you just have to wake the baby up and go inside.

They love him because he will sign any bill they put in front of him. Sure, in private they think he is an idiot, but he suits their needs right now.

He could do it from the freaking Presidential podium and his base will just say that they will continue to support him because ‘he just says what everyone else is thinking’. The people that this this is terrible behavior already hated him and it makes his base love him even more.

Well, I admit a weakness for the french fries. Especially when fresh and hot. Damn. I will be needing some McDonald’s soon. Don’t judge me.